1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out
11. Person 1: This is your first time... right?
Person 2: Yeah... today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
There is no safe time to have unprotected sex if you wish to avoid pregnancy and STDs. Even unprotected sex during a girl's period can result in pregnancy and it also increases the risk of HIV transmission. Although women are generally only fertile for a few days every month, sperm can survive inside the body for several days. This means a woman can potentially become pregnant over quite a long period of time. If she has irregular periods, "safe" days can be particularly difficult to predict.
This is the oldest surviving condom in the world.
The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users manual, written in Latin.
The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases.
The antique, found in Lund in Sweden, is made of pig intestine. Its a funny co-incidence about where it was found.
There are different styles and fits of condoms that will look different once placed on the penis. Flare condoms are wider over the head of the penis, form-fitting condoms are tighter and make an indent shape over the head, while regular condoms are straight and looser on both sides. Chances are you have air trapped in the shaft because you’re using a flared- or regular-fitting condom.
The size of your penis will also play a role in how the condom fits, but unless you’re buying the XL variety of prophylactics, your condom of choice should be doing the job, air pockets and all.
Weak erections occur when there is insufficient blood flow to the penis, which can be caused by smoking, drinking and eating a high-fat diet. If you don’t smoke or drink excessively, and if you’re eating a healthy diet, psychological issues like low self-esteem or nervousness before sex might be the cause of your weak erection.
Try to eliminate the possible causes, and if you still don’t experience the kind of erection you had “back in the day,” seek the advice of a professional. Weak erections are not only important to treat because they don’t provide proper stimulation for your partner, but also because they can also lead to premature ejaculation.
I’m happy to say your doubts can be put aside because women actually love bigger, thicker penises! So If you are only 19 and have a 16cm shaft, you can expect to be very sexually active in the years to come. I know as an active lover, there’s nothing that satisfies me more than feeling a large stiff penis fill every inch of my dripping wet hole!
And you say that you have a curve too? Well, more good news! Some women actually prefer a bending cock because it reaches places inside them that most men just aren’t capable of! So to answer your question, being large and in charge is more of a blessing than a curse and you shouldn’t have much to worry about!
As a horny, sexually active woman myself, I know just what you’re talking about! You say you’re time in bed increases significantly when you use a condom? Well, this is because the lubrication on the rubber dulls down the pleasure of feeling your throbbing penis lodged tightly against your lover’s insides. So because you can’t feel your package directly in her wet warm pussy, it won’t take you as long to blow your load! As opposed to without a condom; this is why it takes you a shorter amount of time to cum. But no need to worry, your stamina will get better with experience!
A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.
Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.
It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.
He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
Your Comments : How many of you would try out a musical condom. And more importantly what music would you like it to play? Please post your thoughts in the comments.
Well first off, congratulations on your marriage! Hopefully with my help, your honeymoon will be one unforgettable sexual excursion! If you really want to satisfy your woman, you have to make sure you take the time to pleasure her every fantasy! You should start off slow and romantic, and gradually work your way to foreplay. As a very sexually active woman myself, I know I love when my man gives me all the attention and licks me from head to toe!
You want to tease her until she is begging for your long shaft inside of her! As far as how long it takes before you ejaculate; try changing positions whenever you feel like you’re about to blow your load. You can also consider masturbating before intercourse to increase your stamina! Good luck, and write back anytime!
First of all, the G-spot is easiest to locate when a woman is sexually aroused, so don't stint on your foreplay first. (You knew I would get that in!)
To locate the G-spot, face your partner while she is lying on her back and insert your index or long middle finger into her vagina as far as it will easily go. Then crook it upward toward yourself in a "come hither" motion, sliding your fingertip along the top of the vagina until you find an area that is rougher than the rest of that vaginal wall. (Make sure you have your fingernails clipped short and buffed before you do this -- sharp fingernails will definitely spoil the effort.) This rough or slightly ridged area is the "G-spot," and touching it will often cause a woman to react with surprise or pleasure.
