Does Size Matter To Women?

Men love their penises. From the time he is born, a man's penis becomes his best friend . He will love it, fondle it, get mad at it(especially when it stops working), respect it, listen to its opinion, and get in trouble for it.

Men are obsessed with their penises, even if they don't realize it. Most men live in constant fear that their manhood is not big enough. What they don't realize is that a recent study, involving 800 men of all shapes, races, and sizes, concluded that the average penis size is 5.5 inches .

So that's the size of an average penis. What's that sound? It's men all over the world breathing a sigh of relief. Now that this revelation has surfaced, let's get down to business.

Things Women Love To Hear

In some ways, women are a bit like Labradors: if you say the right things in an appropriate tone of voice, they’ll do what you want. Alternately, women also have the potential to be like caged lions, and if you piss them off and are dumb enough to stand around, they’ll rip your head off. For that reason, we want to highlight some of the things that women love to hear and show you how certain phrases can consistently be used to score major points. Of course, the last thing we want to do here is spew out a list of platitudes that every guy knows women never get sick of hearing. Instead, we'd like to suggest some alternative phrases and the reasons why they are so effective.

These are not pickup lines; they’re phrases meant to be used on a girl you already know. Perhaps you’ve been dating and you want to take things to the next level. Or maybe it’s even a long-term girlfriend and you’ve been going through a rough patch. You might even be a bit worried that she’s losing interest and is starting to look around for something else. Whatever the case, the following is meant to give you an idea of different ways to verbally press her buttons by saying things women love to hear.

Generally, the things women love to hear can be placed into four categories: compliments about her appearance, words confirming your commitment to a future together, verbal displays of territorialism/jealousy, and questions that demonstrate an interest in her life.

BEWARE !DO NOT SAY THIS

1. But everybody looks funny naked!

2. You woke me up for that?

3. Did I mention the video camera?

4. Do you smell something burning?

5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

6. Try breathing through your nose

7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!

8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

10. But whipped cream makes me break out

11. Person 1: This is your first time... right?
Person 2: Yeah... today

12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

13. Can you please pass me the remote control?

14. Do you accept Visa?

15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?

20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

Dark hair around nipples

Most women have a few hairs growing around their nipples. Usually these can be tamed by regularly plucking them out. It is best not to shave them, as this leaves a blunt hair shaft that will grow through, feeling more stubbly and appearing more noticeable.

Safe time to have sex

There is no safe time to have unprotected sex if you wish to avoid pregnancy and STDs. Even unprotected sex during a girl's period can result in pregnancy and it also increases the risk of HIV transmission. Although women are generally only fertile for a few days every month, sperm can survive inside the body for several days. This means a woman can potentially become pregnant over quite a long period of time. If she has irregular periods, "safe" days can be particularly difficult to predict.

World's oldest known condom

This is the oldest surviving condom in the world.

The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users manual, written in Latin.

The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases.

The antique, found in Lund in Sweden, is made of pig intestine. Its a funny co-incidence about where it was found.

CONDOM STYLE

There are different styles and fits of condoms that will look different once placed on the penis. Flare condoms are wider over the head of the penis, form-fitting condoms are tighter and make an indent shape over the head, while regular condoms are straight and looser on both sides. Chances are you have air trapped in the shaft because you’re using a flared- or regular-fitting condom.

The size of your penis will also play a role in how the condom fits, but unless you’re buying the XL variety of prophylactics, your condom of choice should be doing the job, air pockets and all.